05.01.04

and lammy lies down

Ever wish there was a website devoted to a plush lamb who lives his entire life like a sailor on shore leave? Of course not! Which only goes to show the degree to which you lack imagination. Quit being such a drone and go here, click on the bouncing lamb, and prepare to be mystified.
p.s.- try and overlook, as I have, the egredious lack of me on this site.

Posted by monk at 05.01.04 13:41
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I looked "egredious" up in the dictionary and it actually means, and i quote, " a stupid moron who wears a hat that says 'I'm a stupid moron,' and also stands beneath a big sign with an arrow that also says 'stupid moron.' Good word, guy.

Posted by: Fatty O'hannernann at 09.01.04 00:15

Dear Mr. O'hammerhead- I looked "Fatty" up in the dictionary and it said "big fat disgusting lardass Irish pig with incontinence who wears parachute pants".

Posted by: monk at 09.01.04 08:22