Monk

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05.01.04

i forget- were there any superheroes in requiem for a dream?

I think I've now seen the entire crop of superhero movies from the last couple years. For directors looking to make any more of these ('cause I'm pretty sure they all read this): please retire the "zooming in through microscopic dna/bloodstream/synapses to show the physiological effect of radioactive spider/gamma ray/experimental drug/toxic waste/mutated genes" computer effect. You know the one I'm talking about- like we're in the Fantastic Voyage craft or that Disney ride where you get real small. Spiderman, the Hulk, Daredevil and both X-men movies all had this effect. I'm pretty sure a can of Pepsi flew by when they did it in Spiderman.
Not to sound too nerdy (too late!-ed.), but it's become the new warp speed.
In the future, why don't you save some money and just flip through a tenth grade biology text book real fast?
"Now how do you suppose X-Ray Ghost Marauder Guy got pond water in his veins?"

Posted by monk at 05.01.04 09:27
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Why do you have such a big problem with something that i think is so fucking cool and could watch again and again and never get tired of?

Posted by: Garr Norris-Schmengter at 09.01.04 00:31

Dear Mr. Porous-Sphincter: I don't remember mentioning that "monkey scratching his butt" video, or Steve-O sticking something in his asshole and setting it on fire. Do you mean the Pepsi can? In Spiderman, when the monkey sticks the Pepsi can up his ass and sets it on fire?

Posted by: monk at 09.01.04 08:18

You can mock me all you want but when you start making fun of a) the troops, and 2) 9/11, you've really crossed the line. One day jerks like you will be exposed for what you are which is non-patriotic, and a jerk also!

Posted by: GNS at 10.01.04 01:53

Dear Schmengy- My God, it's like you know me! I'm not sure, but I think I might be in love.

Posted by: monk at 10.01.04 16:50
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