Strom Thurmond's family have acknowledged that Thurmond fathered an illegitimate child. The child was the result of an affair he had with his black housekeeper in his younger days, when he was a staunch segregationist. The housekeeper's name?
Sally Hemmings!
*wait for laugh, chuckle nervously, explain: " 'cause he's so old, y'see. Sally Hemmings... Jefferson..." emit low whistle, whip hand over head, "when we come back, Gary Shandling!"*
So, in other words, what you're saying is that I shouldn't get up from my bar stool and bash the bar tenders stupid fucking british head against the mantle after he buys her/us one too many drinks and plays it cool one too many times with his "ooh la la" and his "Koo-che-koo-che-koo."
Posted by: Whitey Powers at 17.12.03 01:40Dear Mr. White Powder-
I don't think that bartender has anything to fear as long as the first step involves you getting up from your bar stool.