Your Birthday Tomorrow: Your brother will acknowledge your birthday in the most offhand whatever.
Aries: You'll have a hard time getting the phrase "marzipan liverwurst" out of your head. Now.
Taurus: Unplug the jukebox. Do us all a favor.
Gemini: Just because her personal ad said she enjoys long walks doesn't mean she'll be thrilled to discover you have no car.
Cancer:Checking for lumps will turn out to be more fun than it sounded.
Leo: GONG!
Virgo: What's the matter, don't you like pizza?
Libra: Gilgongo.
Scorpio: "Where did you get that shirt?" is really just polite small talk and does not warrant the response "What the hell do you care?".
Sagittarius: I saw some graffiti today that said "smile- life's too short". Why is that something to smile about?
Capricorn: Have you ever read the Capri-Koran?
Aquarius: Oh, you wanna know where you should put the joss sticks you brought? Here, lemme show you...
Pisces: I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far For somebody who don't drive I been all around the world Some people say, I done all right for a girl Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out you see I been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key.
Sagitarius will do well to avoid the neighborhood where this graffiti was spotted as it is the known stomping grounds of apple dumpling gang...the arch rivals of the sweet pickle bunch.
Posted by: Dan Grimshoe...no that's 'GRIME'shoe at 07.12.03 19:15the...damn it
Posted by: DG...G at 07.12.03 19:16i asked your mother if you were at home, she said yes. But you weren't alone. Sometimes i think that you're avoiding me, I'm OK alone but you've got Something I need. Well...
(now You sing)