The Monk Bought Lunch

she never makes a taste mistake

To all my ever-so-helpful friends: look, I know she's bad news, but she's really pretty and do you know how hard it is to find a girl who's into Beefheart? Like actually knows who Drumbo is? Harder than the wooden tits on the Goddess with the pole out s'full sail that tempted away yer peg legged father!
Next step: Find out how she feels about the Marx Brothers.