Monk

x-treme-mas! in your face!

The Onion reruns its piece on Toy-Buying Tips for Parents, including:

Visit your local mall for such upscale toy stores as Wooden Toys Your Kids Will Hate and Professor Faggot Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery.

I think this Child Safety thing has gotten way out of hand. If kids never hurt themselves, how do we scare other kids into being smarter? That's why I'm giving all the kids in my family Tonka's new "Real Working Combine" for Christmas.

Posted by monk at 01.12.03 08:27