Monk

...and bettie serveert is danish for "allen wrench"!

Paul is Dead. The Codes Bible and Davinci. Kennedy and Lincoln both had Schnauzers named Kaiser Wilhelm (and big holes in their heads). Now a friend of mine who wanted, in his humility, only to be identified as "a mere instrument" but who I think of as more of a tool, has uncovered the Ikea/Bettie Serveert Mystery. He sent me this e-mail from an undisclosed location, where he lives in fear for his very life:

one bottle of american reisling later i find myself listening to bettie
serveert and thumbing through an ikea catalog and making some grim dicoveries. boka
lazy susan at 699 aron chair 59/ea and joroen blankert drums on1,2,3,5,7,10
ampersand 12. do you see what i'm driving at? ok let me put it to you this way:
words and music 9 Visser/ Van Dyk and/or beeldzorg by herman houbrechts AND
nygard dining table $199. they got jokk, norden and jutta ruta igelkrott, ,
rul fanxjnst=batteries not included all these guys are on sale and also playing
in the band and rockin' out. please take careful note.

As if I weren't already having enough trouble sleeping...

Posted by monk at :39