There's a bar in my neighborhood that was called Margaritaville. I say was, as that was its name until Jimmy Buffett's "people" sent them a cease and desist order.
I thought this was a bit petty, although I understand that with infringement cases you kind of have to go after everybody.
Now, according to the Door Magazine, the Prince of Peace has decided to do something about some of the Bad Art created in his name, and is considering allowing only Catholics to use his name and likeness because, let's face it, they do cooler stuff with it:
"Creating art should really be left to the Catholics. That's the way it has been done for centuries, and We have been blessed with the Sistine Chapel, Handel's Messiah, Dante's Inferno, heck, I even liked The Last Temptation of Christ. Willem Dafoe. He's intense."
He's specifically going after the evangelicals and so-called "charismatics" (and have you seen any of these folks? Not an apt name I'm sorry to say, fellas). If this means Ashcroft can't sing anymore, I say Jesus! Lay off, the guy's hilarious!