Monk

yet somehow i'm the one who doesn't support the troops...

"No amount of money can truly compensate these brave men and women for the suffering that they went through at the hands of a truly brutal regime," said Scott McClellan, White House spokesman. So that's exactly what they're getting: "No amount of money".
For more on how the Bush Administration supports those who put their lives on the line in the name of the United States' wacky schemes, go here.