MonkIt is now safe to turn off your computer.27.10.03Hello hooray let the show begin it's the horoscope already.Your Birthday Today: The stripper they got for you will be your cousin. Oh. Hi. Wow, this is weird... Taurus: Soup is indeed good food. But not for fish. Gemini: Today, you discover that pussy incense and the real thing smell not at all alike. Cancer: A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous- got me? Leo: Damn, girl! Yo shit be up in my face! Virgo: Virgoing. Virgone. Libra: People get horny watching your nostrils flare. Scorpio: Quit looking at Libra's nostrils. Sagittarius: Look, all I'm saying is that midgets don't have to be talented to make it in show business. Yes, a lot of them are! Fine! I'm just saying- if you're a midget someone will hire you to be in a TV show. So quit feeling so sorry for them. Capricorn: I love those cute little Irish Capricorns with their shillelaghs and their derbies, making all kinds of mischief... Aquarius: "Water Carrier", eh? That excuse may work for a little while, but some day you're gonna have to get on a treadmill or somethin', dude. Pisces: Today, somebody will think they saw you. Posted by monk at 27.10.03 14:05 Comments
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