Every damn day I get the phone call:
*ring*
me: Ahoy-hoy!
phone: Hold, please.
me: [hangs up]
So, let me get this straight mister persononthephone: you called me, but you're not quite ready to talk? Need a little time to collect your thoughts, do ya?
Well, believe it or not, I'm not so desperately bored that I'm going to hold to see what treats you have in store for me. I, my good friend, have better things to do. These include:
1.Hit myself in the head with a hammer.
2. Be drawn and quartered.
3. Make myself a sandwich.
4. Stick my thumb up my butt, pull out a plumb,and say "what a good boy am I".
5. Ride a Rock Horse.
6.Lick the Grout.
7. Skip to my loo.
8. Unpack the Gertrude.
9. Let a man come in and do the popcorn (it is, after all, a brand new day).
10. Hello! Masturbate?
11. Count my nose.
12. Watch my big fat greek wedding. Not the movie.
"Hold, please" yourself!
