Monk

Monk's happy bag of filth cheesecloth soaking wet astrology horoscope feature

Your Birthday Today: Damn, your shit is old.

Aries: Aries, you get my goat! I love that, I read it on a card.
Taurus: It's not funny to turn on every faucet in the house at which you're a guest. Really.
Gemini: Can we stop at the grocery store real quick?
Cancer: Today, in order for you to get down, you gotta get in "d".
Leo: Damn, girl! Yo shit be up in my face!
Virgo: Virgo, this could be your lucky day! Oh wait, no, it's Aquarius' lucky day. Again. Sorry, Virgo.
Libra: "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation". But not you. Oh, no- you'd never be quiet about it, would you?
Scorpio: You don't have to drink all the drink they have to drink. Drinky McDrinkdrink!
Sagittarius: You will soon see the ass-end of something. Let's hope it's an ass.
Capricorn: I'm gonna stop at Rite-Aid tonight and get me a big bag of Capry-Corns! MMMM! Yellow and orange and cone-shaped Capry-Corns!
Aquarius:Yeah, it's your lucky day. Again. Quit lording it over Virgo.
Pisces: You totally farted.

Posted by monk at 20.10.03 16:39