Monk

is that a banana in your vestment or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, Anglican Church! Thanks for calling your leaders "Primates". It makes reading the news much more fun. Now if I can only get the Catholics to go along with my idea to change "Cardinal" to "Pachyderm":
(AP) Vatican City-
Today a group of Pachyderms met to decide the precise wording of a document asking the Gastropods (previously called "Bishops") of North American dioceses to denounce homosexuality, premarital sex, contraception, circuses, and salt.
Also, I think Dalai Lama should be changed to Dalai Llama.
Oh! And can somebody turn Pat Robertson into a giant gumball?

Posted by monk at 20.10.03 15:54