The Monk Bought Lunch

insert appropriate 'monty python and the holy grail' quotation here

Is absolutely everyone involved in this war a couple tacos short of a combination platter?
Bush is gonna be in big trouble when the Man in the Yellow Hat finally catches up with him ("Look at the mess you've made, George!"), I keep expecting Rumsfeld to ask a reporter if he's ever seen an Iraqi drink a glass of water ("Flouridation is a terrorist plot!"), Ashcroft is singin' his ass off like he's in the Crystal Cathedral, Bremer seems like he's heavily sedated, Powell thinks a lipstick tube is part of a nuclear arsenal, Tom Ridge is screaming at us all to drop and give him twenty, and now we've got this raving lunatic.
It makes me glad I'm not going to have grandchildren- I don't know how I'd ever explain this all to them.