Your Birthday Today: Go to Hell. HA! Just kidding- who loves ya? This guy! Now gimme a hug you bastard.
Aries: Be careful what you tweeze.
Taurus: Taurus Taurus BoBaurus, mo mee my mo Maurus- Taurus!
Gemini: You've got something on your lip. No, in the corner. Here, use my napkin.
Cancer: You will use the word "godawful" three times today.
Leo: Damn, girl! Yo shit be up in my face!
Virgo: Yeah, right.
Libra: Today everybody calls you the coward of the county.
Scorpio: "You must not show it to the Laker girls!"
Sagittarius: Your sign is hard to spell.
Capricorn: I don't know any goddamn Capricorns, do you?
Aquarius: If you don't mind me saying so, maybe this should be the dawning of the Age of Deodorant.
Pisces: Oh my god- don't look at me like that...
Just as a solid rock is not shaken by the storm, even so the wise are not affected by praise or blame.
Posted by: Welch Tom at 21.01.04 00:26