06.10.03

I'd like my jaw broken, not busted, thank you

When did Jaw Breakers become Jaw Busters? Sorry, Ferrara Pan- I gotta call bullshit on that.

Posted by monk at 06.10.03 09:48
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What if they called Alexander the Grape: Alexander the Immense?
Or Lemon Heads: Citrus Tetes?
It's just wrong! Dammit, wrong!

Posted by: Splodey girl at 07.10.03 19:46

and who would want to eat Biloxi Baked Beans? And who would ever say "boy, I could really go for an Infant Ruth right about now"?

Posted by: monk at 08.10.03 08:26