The Monk Bought Lunch

Add impact to your speech!

Here's How:
Preface whatever you want to say with "In the words of the old Negro Spiritual".
Example:
"Hey Dave- in the words of the old Negro Spiritual- close the damn door!".
"In the words of the old Negro Spiritual- we're out of toilet paper!"
"In the words of the old Negro Spiritual- make it a double!"

See what I mean?