26.09.03

put the boogie in your butt

The other night I watched Jackass: the Movie. Here's the first Monk movie review:

If you like to watch naked boys sticking things in their butts, there's a whole genre you might be interested in: it's called gay porn.
I know I should've known better, but I'd seen the TV show a few times and there were things that made me laugh- granted, not many things, but still. So I watched it, and I think Knoxville and his friends need to do some serious soul-searching re: their sexuality. The movie just seemed to be an excuse for a bunch of doofuses to get naked around each other and stick things in their butts while giggling like schoolgirls. Which would be fine if it were being done in a spirit of freedom and acceptance. But there was a palpable feeling that these dudes are really repressed- hence the overtones of violence throughout the thing.
One good part: the opening sequence, directed by Spike Jonez. Watch that and turn it off- then rent some gay porn.

Posted by monk at 26.09.03 11:46
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I'm reporting you to Snarkwatch.

Posted by: antigeist at 26.09.03 13:33

Snarkwatch? Is that where David Hasselhoff puts snarks in his butt while "Steve-O" and the gang giggle like schoolgirls?

Posted by: monk at 26.09.03 14:02