Monk: Kofi in Bed

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05.09.03

Kofi in Bed

Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz says that the decision to ask the UN for help in Iraq reflects less a change of heart in the US's attitude then it does the fact that the UN has come around to Americas way of thinking about a US-led international force.
When asked in the same interview about the young lady who had recently pissed on him when he was on fire, Wolfowitz had this to say:
"Yeah, she totally wants me".

Posted by monk at 05.09.03 08:07

Comments

perhaps I read a different story, but didn't she refuse to piss on him while he was on fire?

Posted by: antigeist at 05.09.03 08:52

well, yes the usual expression goes something like "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire", but since it looks like the UN is going to step in to help us out of this, as Dick Gephart would oh-so-"stridently" say, "miserable failure", the analagous situation would be someone who does piss on you when you're on fire.
Is it getting funny yet?
Let me know if it starts to get funny.

Posted by: monk at 06.09.03 18:24