Monk

Venusians, take note.

Earth is currently experiencing a moment of rare intimacy with the planet Mars. If you ladies look skyward with the aid of a telescope or binoculars, you may be able to observe a dusty place that hasn't been cleaned in awhile. There are features that appear to be the result of an ambitious engineering project, but in reality bear no evidence of humanoid intelligence. Mars has proven to be a difficult planet to reach- it is still unknown whether or not it contains any life at all. Mars, in case you haven't heard, is where men are from (according to this doofus).

I don't know about that, but I'm considering moving there. According to Edgar Rice Burroughs, it's actually full of scantily-clad hot Martian chicks. Not skinny supermodel types, either, but those robust Frazetta-esque women with round tummies, skull-crushing thighs and beaded-curtain thongs that are apparently held on by magic Martian magnetism!
Hey, look- Earth women are great and all, but if I have to fight my way out of the Carrion Caves I'd much rather have Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium by my side!
I'm not sure my folks really knew what those books were about when they bought them for me...

Posted by monk at 26.08.03 22:24