Pedophile Priest killed in prison by Neo-nazi. Gee Whiz! I don't know who to root for anymore! Come to think of it, that could be a new conversation starter in bars. Remember when you were a kid and you and your friends would come up with "who would win" scenarios? "If the Tasmanian Devil and Captain Caveman got in a fight...", that sort of thing? How about "who would you root for?":
" A baby-eating puppy-fucker is sneaking up on a clinic-bombing daughter-raper with a pillowcase full of penny rolls as he sleeps in his jail cell. Do you wake him up and throw him a sharpened toothbrush?".