I just received an e-mail with the following subject line:
"break walls apart with your huge cock"
a.How did you know?
b.Have you thought about a sledgehammer?
My favorite to date: "make her scream like she saw a bug".
I get the metephor, but who thinks screaming in horror is sexy? Wouldn't you rather your partner scream like, oh, they're on a rollercoaster? Did they consider the whole 'squashing' impulse? Shudder.
Posted by: kd at 21.08.03 17:08