Thursday the 31st
The downside:
Sometimes, even if you didn’t utter the words “hey, at least it can’t get any worse,” and by doing so jinx yourself, well, shit gets jinxed anyway. And a suckfest rains down on your ass quicker than you can say, “Oh dear god, I hope it doesn’t get any worse…doh!”
The upside:
I totally forgot that I bought a four pack of the most delicious lemon cupcakes two days ago. Now, having remembered, I have in front of me four delicious lemon cupcakes. And a tall, cold milk. And dint of will.