antigeist

June 13, 2006

And some women play Mozart for the fetus...

Wondering how often--in other women's 'pregnancy milestones' books--the sentence Watching naked women dance at a bar in the lower east side is the answer to the question "Where and when did you first feel the baby kicking?"

Somewhat related, I have reason to believe my son is heterosexual.

Posted by Antigeist at June 13, 2006 01:50 PM
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It becomes even more unusual when you factor in the presence of a Rubik's Cube, doesn't it? :

Posted by: z at June 13, 2006 02:08 PM

Indeed!

Posted by: antigeist at June 13, 2006 02:12 PM

Kein rhythmically kicked off the inner lining of my stomach when we went to watch "Pink Floyd's The Wall" at a movie cafe. I was terrified. Both because my intestines had been turned into a mosh pit and because the last thing I want is a kid with endlessly whining mommy issues.
He seems okay so far, though.

Posted by: anne at June 14, 2006 01:34 AM

He's either heterosexual, or he's got a thing for chickens.
Also, he may have been in fear that someone was going to cut his penis off.
We all know how painful it is to be kicked in the lower east side.
Thank you, I'm here all week!

Posted by: monk at June 14, 2006 09:02 AM

Ba-dum- CHA!

Posted by: z at June 15, 2006 01:42 PM

It's entries like that that make reading your blog a delicious pleasure of mine.

Posted by: Marya at June 16, 2006 06:32 PM