G: (back from store, and rack of tabloids, I reckon) Remember the other day when I said I'd read someone was trying to cast Paris Hilton in a serious role, but I couldn't remember what it was?
Me: Yeah, I do...why, did you remember?
G: You won't believe me
Me: That bad, huh?
G: So bad, it hurts to say. It's physically painful.
Me: What...like Checkov? (shudder) Oh god.
G: Worse.
Me: Worse?!!
G: Much worse. The lead role in the life story of...I'm telling you, you won't believe me
Me: Try me
Me: Mother Teresa? The four foot tall, celibate, lifetime of poverty, Saint Mother Teresa? You're lying. No one is...who would...you're lying.
Posted by Antigeist at February 26, 2006 12:30 PMuh...yeah, i agree. that must be a lie.
Posted by: Marya at February 27, 2006 01:28 PMI seem to remember hearing something about Ms. Hilton playing Daisy Buchanan? Granted, not quite as absurd as Mother Theresa, but still...
Posted by: monk at February 28, 2006 01:53 PM