If you live in one of the school districts that have decided to teach Intelligent Design alongside Evolution as an alternate 'theory', and have yet to accept the Word of His Noodly Appendage, start dressing like a pirate, and demanding your child's school also include the Flying Spaghetti Monster as an alternate God for their alternate creation of man theory, may I present to you a few more alternatives: Live Science's Top Ten Creation Myths. Why, people have been coming up with pretty cool ideas as to how man got here for as long as...well...as long as people were here after their god(s) created them. Some of them way more interesting than that Adam and Eve story. I say it's only fair that the kiddies get to hear about all the other gods and monsters and deities too, all the other ways man got here, most of which pre-date that whole Judeo-Christian Islamist creation theroy-ma-jig. No matter what those sly Judeo-Christian Islamists say! (Which, no doubt, will mention how the real truth could not have been known in pre-Judeo/Christian/Islamic times because their prophets hadn't yet been born to reveal it to us.) But still.
Posted by Antigeist at February 10, 2006 12:02 PM