I hate everything right now. Everyone. Not you, of course. The larger anonymous everyone. Commanders in chief. Molesters. Monsters of every stripe.
I really, really love my man and my dog though. To distraction.
Speaking of distraction, another of the great mysteries of the universe has been solved I see. Deathmatch: Cat 'O Nine Tails vs. Dildo. If you've ever wondered which would be the victor, wonder no more. And get a life. No, seriously. You have too much time on your hands.
I know of what I speak.