The most insanely adorable--of the "you are emotionally dead if you don't go 'awwwww'" variety--video EVER!
(via #1; heretofore, "The Mush")
But I gotta say, the ad for orange milk? ...Tastes like a dreamcicle!??? Man. That's a joke, right? I hope they ain't giving that freaky cocktail-O-nasty to the monkey.
Posted by Antigeist at October 6, 2005 05:06 PMso this new mother gets onto the bus with her baby. she sits down next to a man, who looks over at the baby and exclaims, "wow, that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen! i have never seen such a hideous baby in my life! seriously, what is wrong with your baby?"
the woman gets up, goes to the driver, and says, "driver, the man there is insulting my child!"
the driver answers, "go punch him in the face! here, i'll hold that adorable monkey for you while you do it."