August 25, 2005
Smile! Fuckwad!
Woman snaps photo of masturbating perv, posts it on Flickr.
If there is a god, this man’s boss (wife, mom, next door neighbor…) is a HUGE fan of my weblog, and is dialing 911 right...about…
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Posted by Antigeist at August 25, 2005 10:23 AM"hey! you're kind of cute! too bad about your SMALL DICK!"
Posted by: anne at August 25, 2005 03:18 PMOH you bring back memories. When I was a kid, that's what my mom would scream at the guys trying to impress her at red lights by revving their engine, or squeeling their tires.
Always accompanied by a gesture: thumb and index finger of the left hand pinching just an inch below the tip of the extended pinky of the right.
Posted by: anti at August 25, 2005 04:09 PMWhen I was about fifteen, a couple friends and I were walking along the midway at the North Carolina State Fair. When a car blasting bass veers by and nearly hits us. And then my friend Greg decides to yell '"SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!" at the top of his lungs. Which they heard.
Forcing us to run like hell.
Posted by: Vidiot at August 26, 2005 01:06 PM