antigeist

August 12, 2005

Three reasons why I am all but certain I will not get along with my new neighbor across the hall.

1. He's chosen the stairwell as the place to store his keg tap and golf clubs. Related, he owns a keg tap. And golf clubs.

2. Dog...bandana...named "Champ".

3. His favorite outfit--Cargo shorts, Tevas, and a black t-shirt with fraternity letters on the front, and the charming order "PUT OUT OR LEAVE!" on the back.

Posted by Antigeist at August 12, 2005 03:28 PM
Comments

Boo yah!!!!

Posted by: ccp at August 15, 2005 05:55 PM

No. You. Didn't.

And I'd like my funnel back, please.

Posted by: antigeist at August 15, 2005 05:58 PM