My Darlings,
You'll be pleased to hear the 'not swearing' is going great. Haven't uttered one foul word in two days. The trick is remarkably easy...don't speak. Zip it. Tick a lock. Like grandma used to say, "Can't say anything nice, don't say anything at-tall." Oh, grandma. She was full of folksy wisdom, the old dear. It was she who taught me not to trust anyone who wouldn't look me in the eye, that even poor health beats the alternative, and that opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one, and they all smell like shit. Oop!
Minor setback. No problem.
Posted by Antigeist at June 30, 2005 03:27 PM