antigeist

June 24, 2005

Don't hate the squirrel, hate the...freak behind the squirrel.

I know, I know. It's been a bit piss and vinegary round here. But I have been under the weather, not to make excuses.

If only there were something that could help me get back my joie de vivre. Turn the ol' frown upside down as it were. Like a day at the park with a wee one. Or a big bowl of homemade ice cream. Or a patently insane aging country singer/pin-up queen who makes a living forcing her pet rodent (named Sugar Bush... I say taking out my "won't touch it with" ten foot pole) to pose in ridiculous American soldier outfits or reenact scenes from Star Wars when it's not proselytizing or hawking it's wares.

I could really use something like that.

Posted by Antigeist at June 24, 2005 03:16 PM
Comments

Dear God, make it stop.

Posted by: Vidiot at June 24, 2005 04:36 PM

"She loves to pose with guns and all of the airplanes, tanks and helicopters. "

my eyes! oh, god, my eyes!

no but seriously, laughing at others is a good quick "pick me up" but it won't get you out of the funkiest funks. you need something fun without irony. something sweet. the ice cream might turn the trick. also, dark chocolate. dark chocolate melted over ice cream!

Posted by: anne at June 25, 2005 04:05 AM