My favorite part: "He did not get a trial before a jury of his peers, because his peers are all dead."

Lookee me! With a joyous heart! Finally understanding, perhaps for the first time, the real meaning of the phrase "It's never too late."

But he's just an old man in a wheelchair, you say. Addled. Alone. All true I suppose, and a damn shame for his jail-mates. It'll sure take all the sport out of catching and shanking his ass.