"Shit. We're out of crack again."

"Yep."

"Do you have any money?"

"No, you?"

"No."

"We'll have to sell something."

"We don't own anything. We already sold it all. For..."

"crack, I know."

"There's gotta be something around here. (rummages) Hey! How about this dish drainer?"

"A dish drainer? What kinda money do you think you could get for a used dish drainer?"

"Twenty bucks."

"You're nuts."

"Okay, twelve bucks."

"Who would pay twelve bucks for a crack-head's used dish drainer when they could get a new one in the grocery store for five?"

"Look, do you want to get some more crack or what?"

(pauses, thinking) "Well, it is in 'like new' condition."

Posted by Antigeist at May 31, 2005 08:16 AM