antigeist

March 09, 2005

On freezing temperatures and its ability to economize language.

Windy street, walking the dog.

Passerby: Damn!!

Me: Right?

Passerby: Ye-ah.


Minutes later, me getting smacked in the face with a gust of ice-wind.

Me: Jesus Christ!

Lady at bus stop: S'wat I'm saying.


At home, doorbell rings, it's Con Ed. I open the door.

He: (shivering) It's like...

Me: No shit, it's like...

(he disappears into the basement)

Posted by Antigeist at March 9, 2005 12:38 PM
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