Attention great burster of bubbles, you who seek to destroy untold years worth of edge-of-one's-seat anticipation, ye who refuse to remove your hungry maw from the teat of the corporate Hollywood sow, who hedge your bets, who apparently enjoy nothing more than ruining it for everyone (and you know who you are); I have but one thing to say: Keanu Reeves? Seriously? Keanu fucking Reeves? What, couldn't get Kevin Costner on the horn? Carrot Top under contract? Burned that Vin Diesel bridge? Sting too busy having tantric sex and making cheesy soft-jazz recordings? Why? WHY!?
Posted by Antigeist at January 26, 2005 10:58 AM