Antigeist: This just in:

November 03, 2004

This just in:

While on the way to each and every American home (regardless of the inhabitants race, religion, annual income or sexual preference), Hope was brutally murdered early this morning. Police have released the following sketch of the suspected killer:

If you have any information as to the whereabouts of this murderer, please contact your local government officials... so they can shake his hand. That Hope bitch was really pissing them off.

Posted by Antigeist at November 3, 2004 02:10 PM

Comments

don't forget his accomplice, a certain senator from Massachusetts...

Posted by: monk at November 3, 2004 02:43 PM

Too bad the Man from Hope was brought low by Big Macs and Little Debbies...

Posted by: Vidiot at November 3, 2004 02:46 PM

Throw it over the fence and let the Red States worry about it.

Posted by: Red Ghost at November 3, 2004 03:29 PM

*sigh*

Posted by: antigeist at November 3, 2004 03:38 PM

It's like Charlie Brown and the football. Every four years, I take a running start at the damn thing, thinking this time it's going to be different, this time I'm going to effect change in this long-suffering polity with my vote. And on Nov. 3, I end up flat on my back with a poorly drawn swirl of disappointment, betrayal, and self-disgust floating above my head. I swear, this is the last time.

Posted by: BLoman at November 3, 2004 10:15 PM

I like the image, Biff. So who's Lucy? Cheney? Rove?

Posted by: antigeist at November 4, 2004 09:07 AM

This may be just the bitterness and disappointment talking, but, right now, I'm thinking she's the Democratic Party.

Posted by: BLoman at November 5, 2004 11:05 PM