It's morning. I turn on the TV and on every channel a bewildered looking Al Gore is behind a podium explaining a snowball of events to reporters. He explains Rumsfeld was canned because of an investigation that was ordered after his testimony to Congress, which produced evidence that he, and other high officials, had not only known and kept secret --but had ordered the torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His termination led to an investigation of every person in the chain of command, which somehow led to Justice Scalia, an investigation of whom illuminated a conspiracy during the 2000 election and caused the impeachment of Scalia, which led to another investigation that re-opened Gore v. Bush and brought about the actual recounting of all the Florida ballots from the 2000 election, which confirmed that Gore had been our president for the last four years. Of course all of these investigations and court cases happened in the night while we were sleeping (dream-states don't know from timelines).
So Gore was standing there telling reporters that no one knew what to do next. The Supreme Court couldn't make a decision about how to proceed because they were down one judge, and no one could appoint a judge because no one was really President. A flap, let me tell you. Just before I woke, Tom Daschle was explaining to the press how--since Bush was not in fact our president and held no presidential powers--all of the bills he had signed into law, all the post appointments he'd made, and every policy he'd put into effect was as of now...null and void.
Hold on a second, that was an erotic dream.
Posted by Antigeist at October 21, 2004 10:58 AM