The Republicans agreed to 3 debates even thought they wanted only 2. In return, George Bush will be allowed to straddle a cannon while Kerry will stand behind a Playskool workbench. See, this works out nicely for both opponents- it allows Bush to play up his Commander-in-Kickass image, while helping Kerry downplay his liberal elite label. Kerry is allowed to demonstrate his ablility to pound the round thing into the round hole.
Monk cliff-notes the Presidential debate rules for us, so we can go back to our religious zealotry or undecided apathy, or quiet weeping in the corner.
Posted by Antigeist at September 29, 2004 01:22 PM