July 12, 2004Soggy RacistDuring the rainy morning dog walk, an elderly man approached holding up an enormous umbrella. Man: (smiles) I know. It's a tent. But I stay dry under here. Me: You could keep five people dry under there. Man: (laughs) I suppose I could. Me: I like the stripes; red, yellow, green. It reminds me of an African flag. Man: The flag of Italy. Me: Isn't the flag of Italy red, white and green? I think red, yellow and green is the flag of Chad, or Ghana, or, oh I don't know my flags. But it looks African. It's pretty. Man: You think my umbrella looks African? Me: Yeah, like an African flag. Well stay dry! Have a good day! I walked on. When the dog and I made a full-circle back to the spot where the man and I spoke, his umbrella was in the garbage. Posted by Antigeist at July 12, 2004 11:53 AM Comments
Damp racist + big free umbrella = a good day. Posted by: Vidiot at July 12, 2004 11:59 AMMy thoughts exactly. Posted by: anti at July 12, 2004 01:24 PMReminds me of the time I told my sister's father-in-law that Challah is a special Jewish bread...when his mouth was full of it. He choked some, but didn't die. Posted by: Ann at July 19, 2004 11:53 AMOh, that's too bad. About the not choking part. Posted by: antigeist at July 19, 2004 12:35 PMPost a comment
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