Antigeist

you know you're a drunk when...your family tree has one branch! Oh wait, that's a redneck. Still, pretty funny, huh?

What the fuck ever happened to that guy? (foxworthy). Musta had the porch collapse and kill all'a his kin. AND the dogs.

Well...don't keep us in suspense: How was the wine??

Dunno Vid. After I mixed the three together and found it was less than a glass, and poured in a bit of the old magum-o-rotgut to top it off...wait...now you know too much.

Hey! Isn't there some big blogger event tonight? What the hell you doing home? *Hoping the abrupt subject change went unnoticed*

Pfui. I already posted about why I wouldn't be going.

I don't think you're truly a drunk as long as they still let you in the store. At the store I work at on the weekends, when one of the neighborhood drunks walks in I just point at the door and say "out". I'm way too hung over to deal with a bunch of drunks.

Pfui. I already posted about why I wouldn't be going.

I read (enjoyed and agreed with) that post. You know my stance on the subject. Don't get me started.

At the store I work at on the weekends, when one of the neighborhood drunks walks in I just point at the door and say "out".

That's you? I should have introduced myself, I guess.

That was you? Hey Vidiot, don't take this the wrong way, but you stink! Nice tin foil hat, though.

Clearly you need to shop at more wine stores. I hit each of mine no more than once a week. Only my friends and neighbors know I'm a drunk.

An already implimented tip, Max. However, I gave up the ruse after NYC insisted we put our glass recycling in clear plastic bags. When the whole damn world can see your garbage to bottle ratio is about 8:1; the jig is kinda up at that point, n'est ce pas?.

Two words: box wine.

Recyclable, folds flat, you can put 'em between the newspapers, AND you don't have to worry about shards of glass puncturing your tender flesh when you're falling-down pissed.

I read somewhere (NOT in Wine Enthusiast I can assure you) that a few of the *better* wineries were planning to package their best sellers in the popular box form. I have yet to see a Box-O-Château Mouton Rothschild, however.

But thanks for the tip. Sadly you can't even get Franzia or Peter Vella box wine from my walking distance houses O'booze.

(To the die hard wine-o's...Peter Vella. The picture on the box. Al Gore's Queer-Eye doppelganger, am I right?)

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