Antigeist: April 2004 Archives : 11:19 AM

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April 24, 2004

My super-famous, mix re-mixin'est, 'shake your booty on the dance floor cuz that's what God gave you that booty for' friend Mr. Xavier is a finalist in the David Bowie mash-up contest. And although it's been said that simply being nominated is a thrill and honor unto itself; um, bullshit. Winning is much, much better.

So go vote for the man. Several times. If he wins , he's promised we're all invited* for a ride in his TT, and a night of cocaine and hobnobbing at David and Iman's uptown pad.

*by invited I mean invited to look at photographs of Mr. X doing said activities.

Posted by Antigeist at April 24, 2004 11:19 AM

Comments

photos... I think not. Everyone who participates has the right to participate. You bring me up and I will carry you with me. One uber fabulous party at David and Iman's and we're all spending the night so bring your jammies.

Posted by: MrX at April 24, 2004 06:00 PM

I'm going to hold you to that. And the part we get to do the lines off of Iman's infuriatingly still-perfect ass.

Posted by: antigeist at April 25, 2004 12:32 PM

I used to work for her. Actually, I used to work for him, which meant working for her.

Iman is evil. David's great, and classy and considerate and smart and deeply aware of the world around him. But I spent a year seeing her every once in a while, and she never stopped calling me 'boy."

She's 6'5" in heels, with (at the time) a Pam Grier circa '73 afro on top of that, so she's a walking eclipse. Anyway. Go on. Do those lines off her crack. Her farts are the sweetest jasmine and lavender, I have no doubt.

But seriously. Eeeevil.

Posted by: Chico at April 27, 2004 03:46 PM

Alas... back to the drawing board.
Did anyone get a load of that mashup that beat me out. I didn't even seriously consider it competition.
Well... no accounting for taste, when you leave the voting to the masses.

Posted by: MrX at May 3, 2004 09:33 AM

Yes! I was just over there to take a look-see at your standing. I couldn't believe that other mashup beat you out. I'd like to say to each his/her own, but yeech already.

Sorry pumpkin. I mean, um, Mr. X.

Posted by: antigeist at May 3, 2004 01:15 PM