And to think; I thought it was cool when James Gandolfini called me "Red".

A tip for all you New York actor/writer types trying to bribe Dick Wolf's cleaning lady to *wink* accidently drop *wink* your tear sheet or fantastic script idea onto his desk...you're barking up the wrong tree. Evidently the person to know, the connection to the who's who in entertainment, is a two year old kid named Jeremy.

On a totally unrelated note... I am unemployed at this time, great with children, and available for baby-sitting gigs.