Taddle-tailing linked to fertility

Remember when you were a 'tween and your best friend had that annoying little sister who you were forced to let tag along everywhere you went? Whose round face would peer around the door (clearly marked KEEP OUT!!!) and ask "What'cha dooooin'?" at the exact moment you and your friend were lighting a contraband More 100 and vying over which of you would be the first to suck face with the cute French Canadian guy who just moved in across the street? Remember the hours and hours of coaching said little sister to answer "I dunno" whenever her parents would ask if her much older sister and best friend had anything to do with the watered down whiskey, missing power tools, or scratched Frank Zappa albums? Remember what a baby she was? How her little hands could barely fit between the bars of the jail you made for her out of an overturned laundry basket? Remember how she was always so freaking sticky? What was that? Like a fly strip and shit.

Well I remember my best friend's annoying little sister. And she just made this:

Welcome Mirabelle. I'm sending you my phone number and some good bribe material. Trust me, you'll need it. Your mom's a real pain in the ass.

Posted by Antigeist at April 7, 2004 10:49 PM