After the break: Dennis yawns his way out of a sticky discussion about abortion.

Watch Dennis Miller embarrass himself in this interview with Eric Alterman. I would suggest to Mr. Miller that his usual fare of snark, feigned boredom and the dramatic dismissal of anything with which he does not agree not only exposes him as an overblown hack unable to engage in unscripted dialogue, but that it makes for some really, really bad TV. May I suggest a career change before your hard-hitting interview style devolves into holding your hands over your ears while repeating "I can't hear you! I can't hear you!" over and over? Switch from the sound-stage to the boards. I think the lead role in this play would be perfect for you.