antigeist

January 28, 2004

I only voted for Nader cuz I thought the ballot said Nardwuar.

An excerpt from my morning shower fantasy interview of John Kerry, by Nardwuar The Human Serviette:

"So Presidential hopeful Mr. John Kerry...your domestic policy sounds okay, but what is your plan to help all the suffering, jobless, and often verbally abused Michael Jackson Impersonators? Do you have a plan to help them Presidential Hopeful Mr. John Kerry? Do you? Do you?"

Posted by Antigeist at January 28, 2004 10:12 AM
Comments

That's funny! When'd you get so funny?

Posted by: monk at January 28, 2004 11:25 AM

I keep the good stuff for my other, more witty, snarkalicious, Mc'Sweeny ass kissing, lookee me I'm ever so fucking clever weblog.

It was a posting mistake. Sorry.

Posted by: antigeist at January 28, 2004 11:58 AM