No, I wasn't kidding. I'm trapped in Chinatown licking envelopes for minimum wage.
Two seconds is all I have while the boss is out getting his happy ending and I'm left alone with the Tandy TRS80 (don't talk to me about retro anything; ever. Cute...when it's A GODDAMN CHOICE. I am so back to BASIC's that I'm recycling urine into code.)
Okay. Bad Santa. See, he's a very bad Santa. Remember when you saw Bad Lieutenant and had to keep muttering "bad lieutenant, bad lieutenant" each time he took a bribe or traded information for a blow job? Remember how that movie made you feel like you invented MST3K? Yeah, it's that movie. But in a good way.
Saddam. OHHHHHHH! We got him! Yeah America! All is justified! Whatever.
Did I mention the part about where I need a job? Fuck. He's back.
But happy, at least.
Posted by Antigeist at December 17, 2003 06:46 PM