November 21, 2003
you give me, promises, promises. you knew you'd never keeeeeep.
Look, I wanted to say something about our b-day party, but I just don't remember it, okay? All I have to go on are the three pictures I found on my camera, each more disturbing than the last. Evidently if you drink enough your face becomes inexplicably pixilated, and you grow large, green hands. Thus:
It's pretty fucking frightening. No? Well, I'm done with the drinking right after Thanksgiving. No, Christmas, New years. New Years.
Posted by Antigeist at November 21, 2003 12:32 PMI think the guy on the right actually looks like that. But don't worry, he's seeing a dermatologist.
Posted by: monk at November 21, 2003 12:53 PMI felt the way those people look in your pictures on the way home from your party. We couldn't get out of N.J.. And I must say that Quentin Tarantino was way out of control....Damn, he's a good kisser though... My boyfriend almost took him out. Ahhh, Dutch boy needs to hire himself out to end parties when they have gone on too long or guests have overstayed their welcome. "Boy, Antigeist's apartment sure is comfy!!" Antigeist: "Baby, I need these people to go home!" Baby: "They don't seem to be leaving" Antigeist: "Maybe we should call Clog Guy?" Baby: "Yes, I think Clog Guy would solve all of our problems"
Baby: (Dialing) dit dit doo doo dat dit doo (rrrriiiiinnnggg riiiiinggg)
Dutch Boy: "Ehhhyuuurhhhh yahhhurrhhh...yahruy yahhhhurrrhhhh"
Baby: "Yes, Dutch Boy, we have a situation here, we have a Party that's lasted too long. Can you come over right away?"
Dutch Boy: "AAAyrahaaaa raaah"
Baby: "Sweet"
Meanwhile unwelcome guests are getting ready to play Cheaptrick: Live At Budakahn real loud...
Enter: Dutch Boy weilding his penis and wooden clogs...."ARrrrrahhha yeaHHHH thaHHHHH"
Partygoers: " WTF Mate?"
Clog boy: "Rearahhhhhhh Rearahhhh..." (some freaky frottage ensues along with some hard-stepping clog action...
So the argument for Clog Man super hero is all worked out.
Posted by: Splodey girl at November 21, 2003 07:06 PMthat space between the frottage and the argument is where I mentioned the guests leaving...
Posted by: at November 21, 2003 07:09 PMSEE? Now who thinks Twister was a bad idea? Hmmmm?
The adventures of Clog Man. Coming to a peep show near you.
What would his 'cry' be?
Posted by: antigeist at November 21, 2003 08:13 PM