creepatude

Have you felt it the past few days? When I got home the other night G took a look at my face and guessed "Hard day?" to which I replied, "No, not hard, more like...creepy."
"Creepy, huh?" he asked.
"Yeah..." His face grew a big 'WELL??' on it, I didn't know how to explain. "I dunno...it's like...have you ever woke up in the night convinced you heard something? A window being opened, a door, a crash, a burglar, whatever?
"Uh-huh."
"So you get up to investigate, turn on all the lights, check the whole apartment, open closets, all that, and when you see everything's fine and are convinced it was just your imagination, you go back to bed. But then you can't fall asleep because..."
"Now you're all creeped out?"
"Yes."
"Sure. I know what that's like."
"Well, it feels kinda like that."

Anyway, I don't know what creeped me out in the first place. I just know that everything suddenly has a Jacob's Ladder quality to it. Having pals nearly catch on fire isn't good. And the freaking picture up at Dong's place isn't helping matters much either (to that...will someone tell me when he takes it down so I can go read again? Oh, and suggest the sexy nun-vixen pic for me. I like that one the best.) According to Monk, Jupiter has a melanoma or something, and I've already started receiving cutesey Halloween emails from my family, all of which feature a pumpkin who appears to be throwing up.