antigeist

October 23, 2003

turgid, indeed!

When he says you'll be tea bagged if it's your birthday today, does that include newborns? Because although a snapshot of that scene would be the hands-down favorite in the family album (right after baby's first trip to the Psychotherapist), I still have to say it's highly inappropriate.

Posted by Antigeist at October 23, 2003 10:23 AM
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baptism by teabagging! In all seriousness, I think newborns are the only ones who should be teabagged. Stimulates the motor functions and all that, like those crib mobiles.

Posted by: monk at October 23, 2003 11:51 AM

You are a sick, sick man.

Posted by: antigeist at October 23, 2003 11:54 AM
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